Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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