ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Couch. On fire.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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