'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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