I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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