the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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