Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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