Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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