You can't motorboat a personality
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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