Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I need water and some morals
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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