im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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