I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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