life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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