My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
COCAINE IS GR8
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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