do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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