i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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