are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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