I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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