No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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Blood and glitter go together right?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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