Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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