she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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