what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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