You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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