Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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