Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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