All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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