Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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