i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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