Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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time to smoke my breakfast
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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