We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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