Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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