He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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