Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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