How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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