i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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