Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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