just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize