Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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