After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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