Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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