i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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