Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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