I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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