i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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