I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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