im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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