I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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