school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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