Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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