I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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