I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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